she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Damn victory sex feels great
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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