My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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