***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
this hospital has no fireball
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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