she was so not down for the gang bang
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
