He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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