He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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