Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
