I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
It's just like the Real World with babies
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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