i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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