When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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