Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I queefed so loud it echoed.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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