i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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