With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Come see our sink grown plant.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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