The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
im on a boat
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