office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I want her autograph on my taint
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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