i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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