So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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