I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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