"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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