Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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