She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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