can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
