arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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