it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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