Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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