Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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