hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I think people are normalizing furries
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
