I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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