Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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