i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
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