We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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