just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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