And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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