After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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