thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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