Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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