question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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