That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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