I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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