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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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