is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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