Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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