so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
We talked him into tasing himself.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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