what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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