There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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