dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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