i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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