We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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