We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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