i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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